Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Can I Use Gelmicin For Rash

comic SKETCH: The "paper" reforms and transforms university post

Post a po'insolito : unusual format for my blog.
Freely adapted from a comedy sketch I created a television acting class when I attended the Academy of Dramatic Arts.


Starring:

- Giulia ( in the airhead secretary )
- a fictitious degree in philosophy ...

Location: Students Office of the Faculty of Philosophy, University La Sapienza

SKETCH

Graduated: (entering) Damn, always late arrival in this damn office!
(meanwhile, the secretary, looking airhead, is filing her nails and mirrors)


Graduated: (enthusiastic) Hello! DC are, I pick up my diploma, parchment. You know, after five years of hard work ... It 's my little big trophy!

Secretary: What does it want?

Graduated: as an excuse?


S: repeat quickly, but then again! The degree to which what you want?

L: Like what? In philosophy! I recently graduated in philosophy!

S: (check the database) I'm sorry, mademoiselle, we have completed degrees in Philosophy. Today, there are special offer: Communication Studies, Languages, Sociology, Economics, Engineering-only "environment and territory" (with specialization in "sewer" included a pay Take 2) -, archivists and librarians ...

L: Oh at La Sapienza have lost the light of reason! I demand my own degree in Philosophy!

S: But Miss! We formalize that! Here is a choice! Tell me that and I prefer to compile the paperwork with his name on ...! You should not do so the precious these days, eh! I run out! There's my dear recession, the recession! (eyes moved)

L: What!? I studied Bergson, Descartes, Hegel, Kant, schematic transcendental dialectic of infinity, awake and sleeping on the wall ... to a degree any?!

S: I really do not understand where lies the problem! Why, is not that a piece of paper, it!

L: Oh you must have won the job as a secretary with a course of CIA-CIA-CIA! Let me talk to the Magnificent rector!

S: the Rector and the Co-rrettore are currently engaged in the compilation of the other scrolls! Up up up! Chamomile?! (hair system is air-narcissist in the mirror)

L: (visually impaired) but really! She gives me the doctor and any I should stay quiet? Pretend contact messenger of the Magnificent ...!

S: (interrupting) Who? Lorenzo?

L: (alteration growing almost smoking) give me this laptop! Start a search on facebook or skype!

S: mmm but there is no need mica, baby! The step inside! (wink)

(on phone) Mr. Rector, here is a lady who said that ... Oh, really? It 's just born? What is it called? Ah ... wonderful!

(to graduate) They say they have just invented a new degree is perfect for you, see!
(Makes a sign of greatness with his hand overflowing with huge rings)
Systems and Technologies of the theorems and algorithms of the ..
Oops I lost the thread
(check pc)
Ah ... espionage outside the home!

L: Ok ok! give me this! That would be fine, the important thing is that I also provides a correction. Because she has one, right?

S: (visibly excited) Oh, I've got my Co-rrettore, but do not tell my husband, mind eh!


L: (now disconsolate and disappointed by the university system, now even without clarity)
well my aunt said: "Well, with all these 'reforms! A bachelor's serious now you can forget about the! Take it easy! "

S: Philosophy? But how? There is also a degree in philosophy?
But my darling beautiful, philosophy is an abstract thing, totally far-fetched! I do not know if she knows (with intense eyes in the room, by housewives to spot) but "philosophy is something with which or without which the world Such is what remains." Which is why ... (smile teleshopping) does not exist!

L: falls crushed by the "weight of Culture ...



any reference to things or people is purely coincidental ....



Sunday, December 28, 2008

Where Is Post Acne Fading Peel By Neutrogena Sold

CHRISTMAS TO ALTAVILLATRAZ

And in addition to Altavillatraz, Albany Bronx !
One guy did not know how to express a Merry Christmas to his friends and then he FIRED! Well a statement that strikes! It must have been a student of Science Communication: one of the first theories that we study is the theory of the "magic bullet"!

Or simply the hangover of the Christmas dinner was a bit 'blurred ideas. On the other hand is a tradition in our country to celebrate Christmas with the Pops.
But as for crime Altavillatraz is no exception.
A hairdresser wants to expand its customer base and does so with a capital investment . Yes with an execution ... we are in times of crisis and something must be sacrificed, not! So never mind if the sacrifice is a poor old lady crossing the street ... Maybe it was not his client ...
But I browse the weekly only a few years ago:
Altavillatraz, a man is killed by a still unknown killer.
Details: 1) with a shotgun. 2) in the woods.
ohhhhhh it's all so fabulous here in the diagrams in our villages! So does Snow White or Little Red Riding Hood!
It 's just the logic of moving the Christmas story. Or rather, Christmas market. But the Christmas shopping has only one mission: to increase sales of dreams and consequently sales. Point.
"This year, exactly on this day of this festive (ed.) recurrence,
ank'io go there!" Read Toto.
And that's what they say are all the children of immigrants Altavillatraz further north for work or study. The winds of Christmas back home for migratory birds.
But everyone is very surprised that Altavillatraz is increasingly bleak and, among a bikkiere of sparkling wine and a disco dance step in the bar of Sylvester, remember the good old days when the square was crowded with young people.

Then the problem was different: many children were divided into groups , and if a member of a group like a members of another group, well, they were bitter cabbage! Because the small groups were really impregnable, a little 'as the districts of a prize. And to change group there was even need a green light or something like that.
My group was the choir of Mount Caramel: at one point even considered institutionalized, and then start the registration practices in the Town Hall: the group became the supreme Cisana : We Anke Us! For pratika needed a person chewing Italian well, and we sent out a girl who had lived his first few years of life to Reggio Emilia!
But an organization that is not without social events and we will arrange
the 'Operation clean sweep "to involve all children in the cleaning of our hiding place Pankin of the town, the square. And there
flying buckets, sponges and soap bubbles. The operation continued in the forest: Our aim was to rearrange our natural park where so many years ago the City gave us concerts and picnics! Now it takes no more human foot: its terrain is crossed by only who knows what legs! Brrrrivido!
Today, and also at Christmas to Altavillatraz, take the solidarity among the few survivors of the various groups, for which we are all a great little group weblog Altavillatraz.

We have to give kids to do alone, because it only provides fun for Altavillatraz

over-60, with the evenings and festivals ELDERLY SOCIAL CENTER, whose mission is Consular young people unable to get out of Altavillatraz:
"Come on! Ankora resist a few decades!
Look what awaits you! Ka 'we pariamm !!!".
Altavillatraz Meanwhile the boys for a few years the City has offered a chance: to take part in the "Civil Service national experience ... ke changes your life ... Your and that of other .
The project was obviously going strong "Generations Compared! In practice, a great movement of gay carers, alternative to the Romanian job here to do so Altavillatraz.
But the old have organized
Zato also their community, perhaps a web community, it was normal practice in every house to find the poor gay carers a bucket of rags and broom behind the door! A sort of tacit agreement between the bay you.

Immankabilmente, Anke Julia was sent to face the interview to join the civil service:
my interview, totally unmotivated, it was an amazing show
surreal type specimen of Big Brother, or Great Grandfather, in which, not knowing ke answer questions posed to me, smash my Piazzai "In college I SDC to Rome as Professor Maurizio Costanzo!" my assertion was totally out of place, but without realizing I had answered the next question: "Have you had previous experience with the elderly?".

and Anke draft civil service closed its doors to Altavillatraz ... like the typical bar thirties, such as how the Cisana Minibasket ... .. (ok, the Cisana was a great ac .. ata!).


Christmas Mass: the priest says that you have to listen to the god of the philosophers ... I suffered the typical droplet falls from the Japanese cartoon: So my sister has a degree in philosophy, is excommunicated for life ! This means no marriage white dress for her and, what is worse, "a priest for neanke kiakkierar !"...
But a good thing at Christmas is there anyway to Altavillatraz:

Giulia was crowned princess of Altavillatraz or simply Crowned (v.film-panettone Boldi) ....


And angry. More and more.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Has Anyone Ever Got Rid Of Nasal Polyps

The removal of the good prisoners return home to rest Altavillatraz!

Readers are cautioned that this exercise has moved. However, as a good prisoner, I made the move within the walls of Altavillatraz!
For now my internet connections are limited to touch and flight mode in bats from a cave equipped 56k, alias old house.
opening the windows for now I will not have youtube and facebook, but a panorama - let's face! - Objectively beautiful. But the sight of the sea in the distance, with rivers that cross the plain until it flows into the sea, feed my sweet tooth thoughts of escape ... Altavillatraz 2, the gilded cage ... Large balcony!
my country you're on the hill, spread out like an old 'nzalanuto (= RINCO ...)...
Altavillatraz For me to miss a tabloid, a great gravure with gossip about the facts of the village people. The format can be used: Your Facts, Verissimo, Live life and the piece de resistance ... Beautiful! I already thought the presenter right: Motty!
Here is always very strong only door to door.
I hope the mega party coming to Facebook Altavillatraz, with a reunion of all the boys fled from Rome up, serve to drag the survivors altavillesi chatting: I do promote a social network with instant messaging service between the housewives and pensioners altavillatrazzesi: a place for exchange of valuable advice television (limited channels in general) and life stories with cliccatissima section ... "Gossip."
messages for all psychologists: Abandon all hope ye who enter here .. oh my psike!
As my shrink possible, too, now that I'm un'english teacher from tuition, are at risk of accidents at work have a big head slipped in front of students house ...
But if my job thanks to help the spread of English to Altavillatraz, I feel very sensitized to bring the value "pariare" in the world! The first victim of my work of the period of globalization Salerno "pariare" was a U.S. tourist weblog that I met long ago at the Imperial Fora romanissimi! The channel? Facebook! "Oh, hallo, American boy! Listen and repeat: I like pariare. "
The question of the poor American, "By the way, what does I like pariare mean? I do not know the word pariare "still waiting for reply.
The excuse that the correspondence between the two continents takes time does not stand up to these days! The I "Pariato him" enough (listen and repeat!): Now is the time to give him an answer! And mo 'as I explain gl'o ar ke vor of Texas' "pariare?
accepted suggestions from readers!
from global to local: a sweeper donated to the town of North Italy as Altavillatraz
prize for its waste management ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Sure that this is the real reason? I begin to fear that is the result of a petition to blow me away by Altavillatraz ... Well, if so, I'm touched! Thanks buddy! The Amika
go with a group of friends at the Bologna Motor Show! The Giulia is in Campania! But if Mohammed will not go to the mountain, the mountain is in Campania! Virtus Bologna plays the palace of Caserta! So the Giulia is organizing a trip to the palace area. It will be yet another failed attempt to revise his idol Giulia Righetti on the floor?
The answer to the post in the queue! Do not cheat with the page down! I'm watching YOU!
turned the page and move on to exploring the social effects of the media. I had a mad desire to buy a darker foundation, because my complexion anemic at the time, but after the night at the movies I feel very Twilight-style, so trendy!
will not be a product-placement volunteer?
Ah, a nice appuntino the Vampire is not dead, cold skin, speed and strength of the film as you are handsome and cu'a head bona (= of good intentions), I'm sorry, but I suffer from rheumatism ...: the series "I love you .. but I do not know if I should." A friendly advice for the female lead Bella: There are many men caliente! I quit it Edward: risk you soft for him ... another blood type!

man changed his affectionate Dash pot with 2 cans unknown? The lady did not
know ... but I swapped the stem Righetti with a nice bit of drums, including players basketplayers and Caserta, known a few hours before the match ... just in Caserta! But the hour of game-Eldo Caserta La Fortezza Bologna, I was already hating Altavillatraz returned. The headquarters of the short run? ProprioCaserta. The longed-for meeting with my idol of Bologna is therefore anke failed this time.
The many attempts to spot Rigo, parallel to those fleeing Altavillatraz continue ... Follow the next episodes ... Only on this blog!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Aswini Hair Oil Price

It also runs the gas!


Chernobyl last weekend in the mountains of the Cilento National Park and Vallo di Diano: the traditional bean festival contronese raises the levels of fine particles, but also a little 'less thin air of the village and surrounding Campania Controne with aftermath of concern in late night clubs in the country of origin visitors.
Discos Cilento choke on Saturday night. I suggest an association called environmentalists believe Italians!

altavillatrazzese The dialect is also now speak the language that only the dead, but it is not a dead language. Renewed thanks to the strength of sociolinguists innovative on its soil: my mother, for example! She defines " ciattamient " the art of spending hours connected to the Internet, by extension not only related to the actual time spent on MSN or FB.
Laymen Messenger unite the notification messages in real time, typical of MSN, to the sound of "the game that ate the balls ... when you were small ...." MMMmamma six old genius in your little world! You recalled the legendary Pacman!

But if there is a future for my mother in linguistic research or studies on the Cultural, I have all the necessary requirements for the permanent job in City Hall:
with facebook I'm dealing with so many names that would compete with the Register Office.
And for Christmas, in all good toy stores sold out of the game in a box " Guess Who? FB version.

The accedemie terrorists to have a new curriculum between advanced degrees, "Theories and techniques of destruction of all Facebook account in one click, with the master, strongly recommended by the teachers on contract ,
"The Kamikaze postmodernism tt destruction of all accounts and his FB, and once in a single click.

But the internship will take place in the West: sti mica in all places like India, that are not trendy! But have you seen how the Indian dress? Bahhh!


If that reads 'U' and package devil, "and if Julia is odd, Madonna Ciccone, according to ex-husband, is an" old Mukka! ". Well, I must admit that you're brilliant like my mother, Guy Ritchie! I commend the association with the fixing of Madonna's clothes for a cowboy!
Poraccia! Before that it gives you two-way the nickname "Mad , you just have to get Facebook, dear Veronica!