Post a po'insolito : unusual format for my blog. Freely adapted from a comedy sketch I created a television acting class when I attended the Academy of Dramatic Arts.
Starring:
- Giulia ( in the airhead secretary )
- a fictitious degree in philosophy ...
Location: Students Office of the Faculty of Philosophy, University La Sapienza
SKETCH
Graduated: (entering) Damn, always late arrival in this damn office!
(meanwhile, the secretary, looking airhead, is filing her nails and mirrors)
Graduated: (enthusiastic) Hello! DC are, I pick up my diploma, parchment. You know, after five years of hard work ... It 's my little big trophy!
Secretary: What does it want?
Graduated: as an excuse?
S: repeat quickly, but then again! The degree to which what you want?
L: Like what? In philosophy! I recently graduated in philosophy!
S: (check the database) I'm sorry, mademoiselle, we have completed degrees in Philosophy. Today, there are special offer: Communication Studies, Languages, Sociology, Economics, Engineering-only "environment and territory" (with specialization in "sewer" included a pay Take 2) -, archivists and librarians ...
L: Oh at La Sapienza have lost the light of reason! I demand my own degree in Philosophy!
S: But Miss! We formalize that! Here is a choice! Tell me that and I prefer to compile the paperwork with his name on ...! You should not do so the precious these days, eh! I run out! There's my dear recession, the recession! (eyes moved)
L: What!? I studied Bergson, Descartes, Hegel, Kant, schematic transcendental dialectic of infinity, awake and sleeping on the wall ... to a degree any?!
S: I really do not understand where lies the problem! Why, is not that a piece of paper, it!
L: Oh you must have won the job as a secretary with a course of CIA-CIA-CIA! Let me talk to the Magnificent rector!
S: the Rector and the Co-rrettore are currently engaged in the compilation of the other scrolls! Up up up! Chamomile?! (hair system is air-narcissist in the mirror)
L: (visually impaired) but really! She gives me the doctor and any I should stay quiet? Pretend contact messenger of the Magnificent ...!
S: (interrupting) Who? Lorenzo?
L: (alteration growing almost smoking) give me this laptop! Start a search on facebook or skype!
S: mmm but there is no need mica, baby! The step inside! (wink)
(on phone) Mr. Rector, here is a lady who said that ... Oh, really? It 's just born? What is it called? Ah ... wonderful!
(to graduate) They say they have just invented a new degree is perfect for you, see!
(Makes a sign of greatness with his hand overflowing with huge rings)
Systems and Technologies of the theorems and algorithms of the ..
Oops I lost the thread (check pc)
Ah ... espionage outside the home!
L: Ok ok! give me this! That would be fine, the important thing is that I also provides a correction. Because she has one, right?
S: (visibly excited) Oh, I've got my Co-rrettore, but do not tell my husband, mind eh!
L: (now disconsolate and disappointed by the university system, now even without clarity)
well my aunt said: "Well, with all these 'reforms! A bachelor's serious now you can forget about the! Take it easy! "
S: Philosophy? But how? There is also a degree in philosophy?
But my darling beautiful, philosophy is an abstract thing, totally far-fetched! I do not know if she knows (with intense eyes in the room, by housewives to spot) but "philosophy is something with which or without which the world Such is what remains." Which is why ... (smile teleshopping) does not exist!
L: falls crushed by the "weight of Culture ...
any reference to things or people is purely coincidental ....
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